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  • A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

    • author: Douglas Adams in Mostly Harmless
    • reference: signature of post to selinux mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2012-01-16 08:34 AM EST
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  • "Don't be trapped by dogma. Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. Everything else is secondary."

    • author: Steve Jobs, 2005
    • reference: post to nanog mailing list, "Re: Steve jobs has died"
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2011-10-06 08:04 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Thursday 2011-10-06 08:04 AM EDT
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  • "The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them."

    • author: Sir William Clayton
    • reference: signature on post to NANOG
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2011-07-11 01:43 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Monday 2011-07-11 01:43 PM EDT
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  • "Using magic to get a girl is like using a boot to catch a fish."

    • author: hlazlo
    • reference: post on exomagic.com
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2011-06-05 02:10 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Sunday 2011-06-05 02:10 PM EDT
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  • "What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us. And when we bring what is within us out into the world, miracles happen"

    • author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
    • reference: post to samtalk 2011-01-07
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2011-01-07 09:05 AM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Friday 2011-01-07 09:05 AM EST
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  • "Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad"

    • author: Unknown
    • reference: overheard on irc
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2011-01-05 10:47 AM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2011-01-05 10:47 AM EST
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  • "For once, Microsoft wasn't exaggerating when they named it the 'Jet Engine' -- your data's the seagull."

    • author: Chris Adams
    • reference: post to nanog mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2010-12-21 09:35 AM EST
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  • "Personally, I kind of like Flash. It gives me a single kill switch for 90% of the useless blinking crap and popups on the internet. Flash is a really appropriate name for exactly what I don't want to see on a web page. I hope it remains the platform of choice for those who develop such things."

    • author: Marsh Ray
    • reference: post to full-disclosure mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2010-12-20 11:44 AM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Monday 2010-12-20 11:44 AM EST
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  • "In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe"

    • author: carl sagan
    • reference: chat with ric re: sagan birthday this week (2010-11-10)
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2010-11-10 03:14 PM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2010-11-10 03:14 PM EST
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  • "Sometimes inactivity is better than mindless functioning"

    • author: ric
    • reference: on whiteboard in his office at duke.edu
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2010-11-10 03:12 PM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2010-11-10 03:12 PM EST
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  • "Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for life."

    • author: unknown
    • reference: overheard on freenode's #php
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2010-11-03 08:57 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2010-11-03 08:57 PM EDT
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  • Yesterday is history. Tomorrow's a mystery. Today is a gift: that is why it's called the Present."

    • author: unknown
    • reference: an email
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2010-10-27 09:08 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2010-10-27 09:08 AM EDT
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  • "It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you'll do things differently."

    • author: Warren Buffett
    • reference: signature on post to nanog
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2010-09-10 01:02 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Friday 2010-09-10 01:02 PM EDT
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  • hmmm, If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

    • author: organic
    • reference: organic on efnet (irc)
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2010-06-02 02:08 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2010-06-02 02:08 PM EDT
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  • Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.

    • author: pablo picasso
    • reference: eDevotion
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2010-03-10 01:09 PM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2010-03-10 01:09 PM EST
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  • "No man is an island, but if you take a bunch of dead guys and tie them together, they make a pretty good raft"

    • author: a. nonymous
    • reference: signature on post to nanog mailing list.
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2009-09-23 11:32 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2009-09-23 11:32 AM EDT
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  • Once they have you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers

    • author: Slothrup's Third Proverb
    • reference: groklaw
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2009-09-11 08:31 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Friday 2009-09-11 08:31 PM EDT
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  • Be as innocent as open source doves and as cunning as Microsoft serpents.

    • author: DannyB
    • reference: comment on groklaw
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2009-09-11 08:30 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Friday 2009-09-11 08:30 PM EDT
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  • The price of freedom is eternal litigation.

    • author: anonymous
    • reference: signature of comment on groklaw
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2009-09-11 08:24 PM EDT
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  • Programming is like playing Piano: Just press the right key at the right time in the right order with the right intensity.

    • author: unknown
    • reference: post to full-disclosure mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2009-07-31 10:40 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Friday 2009-07-31 10:40 AM EDT
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  • "The hard must become habit. The habit must become easy. The easy must become beautiful"

    • author: doug henning
    • reference: post to samtalk mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2009-07-03 11:08 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Friday 2009-07-03 11:08 AM EDT
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  • But challenging as they are, it is not the magnitude of our problems that concerns me the most, it is the smallness of our politics.

    • author: Barack Obama
    • reference: signature on post to wbai-lsb-public mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2009-04-14 02:15 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Tuesday 2009-04-14 02:15 PM EDT
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  • I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change that here and there.

    • author: Feynman
    • reference: signature on post to fedora-devel mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2009-03-31 06:38 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Tuesday 2009-03-31 06:38 PM EDT
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  • Freedom is when the people can speak. Democracy is when the government listens.

    • author: Alastair Farrugia
    • reference: signature on post to wbai lsb public mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2009-02-10 05:33 PM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Tuesday 2009-02-10 05:33 PM EST
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  • "God is an inveterate gambler, and He throws the dice at every possible opportunity."

    • author: Stephen Hawking
    • reference: signature on post to nanog mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2009-02-02 04:36 PM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Monday 2009-02-02 04:36 PM EST
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  • "We humans get marks for consistency. We always opt for civilization after exhausting the alternatives."

    • author: Carl Guderian
    • reference: signature on post to nanog mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2008-12-01 08:08 AM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Monday 2008-12-01 08:08 AM EST
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  • "grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked, The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference,"

    • author: anonymous
    • reference: signature on post to paranormalresearchsociety mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2008-11-25 09:03 AM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Tuesday 2008-11-25 09:03 AM EST
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  • "If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush."

    • author: Infantry Journal
    • reference: email from jwelch
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2008-09-12 12:45 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Friday 2008-09-12 12:45 PM EDT
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  • "Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."

    • author: Unknown Army Recruit
    • reference: jwelch
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2008-09-12 12:43 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Friday 2008-09-12 12:43 PM EDT
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  • "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."

    • author: U.S. Ammo Troop
    • reference: jwelch
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2008-09-12 12:42 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Friday 2008-09-12 12:42 PM EDT
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  • Why do they keep bathroom doors locked at gas stations? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

    • author: george carlin
    • reference: efnet irc network channel #php, 2008-07-01
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2008-07-01 05:43 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Tuesday 2008-07-01 05:43 PM EDT
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  • "The laws of Congress and the laws of physics have grown increasingly divergent, and the laws of physics are not likely to yield."

    • author: Bill McKibben
    • reference: signature on post to security-basics mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2008-06-03 11:14 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Tuesday 2008-06-03 11:14 AM EDT
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  • "Liberty has meaning only if we still believe in it when terrible things happen and a false government security blanket beckons."

    • author: Dr. Ron Paul
    • reference: signature on post to security-basics mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2008-06-01 01:26 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Sunday 2008-06-01 01:26 PM EDT
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  • "People aren't as dumb as Microsoft needs them to be."

    • author: PJ (sysop of groklaw)
    • reference: groklaw
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2008-05-08 08:57 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Thursday 2008-05-08 08:57 PM EDT
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  • "[Windows] is the only operating system that guarantees I will always have a job."

    • author: anonymous
    • reference: post to uclug mailing list 2008-05-08
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2008-05-08 08:43 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Thursday 2008-05-08 08:43 PM EDT
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  • "Internet Explorer is a program that allows you to access the Internet. And vice versa."

    • author: anonymous
    • reference: signature on post to nanog mailing list 2008-04-24
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2008-04-24 06:20 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Thursday 2008-04-24 06:20 PM EDT
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  • "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."

    • author: John F. Kennedy, 35th US president
    • reference: signature on post to nanog mailing list 2008-04-19
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2008-04-19 10:31 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Saturday 2008-04-19 10:31 AM EDT
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  • "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it."

    • author: Mark Twain
    • reference: ivaw
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2008-04-16 09:54 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2008-04-16 09:54 PM EDT
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  • "Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble of all kinds."

    • author: Samuel Butler
    • reference: signature on post to nanog mailing list 2008-03-27 regarding attempting to contact "aol uk"
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2008-03-27 02:45 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Thursday 2008-03-27 02:45 PM EDT
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  • "Even if you hand tie the fuses and execute a really stylish cast with a smooth continuous side-arm motion, its never considered sporting to fish with dynamite"

    • author: unknown
    • reference: signature on post to uclug mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2008-03-03 07:41 PM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Monday 2008-03-03 07:41 PM EST
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  • "they did not know it was impossible, so they did it!"

    • author: mark twain
    • reference: signature on post to postgresql-hackers mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2008-02-27 06:59 AM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2008-02-27 06:59 AM EST
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  • "From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life."

    • author: Arthur Ashe
    • reference: signature on post to fedora-devel mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2008-02-18 11:52 AM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Monday 2008-02-18 11:52 AM EST
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  • "The difficulty lies, not in the new ideas, but in escaping from the old ones"

    • author: John Maynard Keynes
    • reference: signature on post to nanog mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2008-01-26 10:27 AM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Saturday 2008-01-26 10:27 AM EST
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  • "The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine."

    • author: Nikola Tesla
    • reference: signature on post to nanog mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2008-01-20 01:11 PM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Sunday 2008-01-20 01:11 PM EST
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  • "Criticize by Creating"

    • author: Michelangelo
    • reference: signature on post to nanog mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2008-01-20 01:10 PM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Sunday 2008-01-20 01:10 PM EST
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  • "Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth."

    • author: Albert Einstein
    • reference: signature on post to nanog at merit dot ed-you mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2008-01-18 06:54 PM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Friday 2008-01-18 06:54 PM EST
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  • "Programming stimulates me. If I am not stimulated I lack productivity. If I lack productivity progression is lost. If progression is lost I lack pay. If I lack pay I 'am not' programming."

    • author: Asylum
    • reference: comment in #php on irc.oftc.net 2008-01-15.
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2008-01-15 12:15 AM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Tuesday 2008-01-15 12:15 AM EST
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  • "The wise man's tools are analogies and puzzles."

    • author: Royksopp
    • reference: http://shygypsy.com/farm/p.cgi
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2008-01-08 01:06 PM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Tuesday 2008-01-08 01:06 PM EST
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  • "No matter how far down the wrong road you've gone, turn back."

    • author: turkish proverb
    • reference: signature on post to fedora-devel mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2007-12-03 03:11 PM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Monday 2007-12-03 03:11 PM EST
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  • "It is only when we silence the blaring sounds of our daily existence that we can finally hear the whispers of truth that life reveals to us, as it stands knocking on the doorsteps of our hearts."

    • author: K.T.Jong
    • reference: post to spiritualoccultist mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2007-11-18 12:06 PM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Sunday 2007-11-18 12:06 PM EST
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  • "Don't find fault, find a remedy."

    • author: Henry Ford
    • reference: quotes4all.net
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2007-11-01 03:04 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Thursday 2007-11-01 03:04 PM EDT
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  • "SMOG: Evidence of lack of faith. It is the result of needing to see what you breath."

    • author: Harl Adams
    • reference: signature on port to fedora-devel mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2007-10-30 04:11 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Tuesday 2007-10-30 04:11 PM EDT
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  • "Corporate views on IP law might be described as similar to a 2-year-old's concept of who gets to play with all the toys regardless of who brought them"

    • author: PJ from groklaw
    • reference: http://www.groklaw.net/comment.php?mode=display&sid=20071011205044141&title=%20Patent%20Infringement%20Lawsuit%20Filed%20Against%20Red%20Hat%20%26amp%3B%20Novell%20-%20Just%20Like%20Ballmer%20Predicted&type=article&order=DESC&hideanonymous=0&pid=0#c634050
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2007-10-12 07:40 PM EDT
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  • "No man becomes rich unless he enriches others."

    • author: Andrew Carnegie
    • reference: www.webtoolkit.info
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2007-10-04 04:17 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Thursday 2007-10-04 04:17 PM EDT
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  • "There comes a time in the history of any project when it becomes necessary to shoot the engineers and begin production."

    • author: MacUser, Nov. 1990
    • reference: sigature on post to bugtraq
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2007-09-21 02:20 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Friday 2007-09-21 02:20 PM EDT
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  • "I read somewhere that for the average person fourteen farts a day are considered normal. Based on these figures, and judging from my own output, I have to assume there are millions of people who never fart at all."

    • author: george carlin
    • reference: mentioned in irc, 2007-07-10
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2007-07-10 11:25 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Tuesday 2007-07-10 11:25 AM EDT
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  • "Men occasionally stumble over the truth and then pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened."

    • author: Winston Churchhill
    • reference: part of a post to spiritualoccultist
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2007-07-10 10:12 AM EDT
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  • "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."

    • author: Mahatma Gandhi
    • reference: http://quotes4all.net/quotations/mahatma gandhi/quotes.html
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2007-06-27 12:57 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2007-06-27 12:57 PM EDT
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  • "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

    • author: Winston Churchill
    • reference: http://quotes4all.net/
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2007-06-27 12:54 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2007-06-27 12:54 PM EDT
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  • "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

    • author: Napoleon
    • reference: http://quotes4all.net/
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2007-06-27 12:43 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2007-06-27 12:43 PM EDT
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  • "Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy"

    • author: Margaret Thatcher
    • reference: http://quotes4all.net/
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2007-06-27 12:39 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2007-06-27 12:39 PM EDT
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  • "I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."

    • author: Will Rogers
    • reference: http://quotes4all.net/
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2007-06-27 12:38 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2007-06-27 12:38 PM EDT
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  • "Don't find fault, find a remedy."

    • author: Henry Ford
    • reference: http://quotes4all.net/
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2007-06-27 12:36 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2007-06-27 12:36 PM EDT
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  • Having smoking and non-smoking sections in the same room is like having urinating and non-urinating sections in a swimming pool.

    • author: Ross Parker
    • reference: http://quotes4all.net/
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2007-06-27 12:35 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2007-06-27 12:35 PM EDT
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  • "Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself."

    • author: William Faulkner
    • reference: http://quotes4all.net/
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2007-06-27 12:33 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2007-06-27 12:33 PM EDT
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  • "Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach."

    • author: Aristotle
    • reference: quotes4all.net
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2007-06-27 12:29 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2007-06-27 12:29 PM EDT
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  • All things share the same breath - the beast, the tree, the man, the air shares its spirit with all the life it supports.

    • author: Chief Seattle, Suquamish Chief
    • reference: signature on post to spiritualoccultist mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2007-05-24 12:38 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Thursday 2007-05-24 12:38 PM EDT
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  • The process of gaining knowledge is not producing results but clearing away ignorance.

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: signature on post to postgresql-hackers list
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2007-05-24 12:33 PM EDT
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  • "in all honesty i try to make reading the code as painful as possible, so that only my demented mind understands it :)"

    • author: tobycloud
    • reference: #php on irc.oftc.net, intended as a very sarcastic comment
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2007-05-10 12:11 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Thursday 2007-05-10 12:11 PM EDT
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  • "Linux is evolution, not intelligent design."

    • author: linus torvalds
    • reference: signature on post ot uclug mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2007-05-09 05:42 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2007-05-09 05:42 PM EDT
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  • "I remember when computers were frustrating because they did exactly what you told them to. That actually seems sort of quaint now."

    • author: J.D. Baldwin
    • reference: signature on post to postgresql-hackers list
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2007-05-04 12:18 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Friday 2007-05-04 12:18 PM EDT
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  • "America is like a melting pot. The people at the bottom get burned, and the scum floats to the top."

    • author: Charlie King
    • reference: signature on post to SpiritualOccultist mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2007-04-09 06:20 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Monday 2007-04-09 06:20 PM EDT
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  • household tip #32: do not empty the ashtray while wearing large amounts of hand cream

    • author: ashes
    • reference: #politics on freenode, 2007-04-07
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2007-04-07 12:29 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Saturday 2007-04-07 12:29 AM EDT
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  • "abstinence only sex education is like 'just hold it' for potty training"

    • author: unknown
    • reference: a quip from somebody in #linuxfriends (oftc)
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2007-03-16 02:11 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Friday 2007-03-16 02:11 AM EDT
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  • "Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end."

    • author: Stephen Hawking
    • reference: mentioned by moo on #linuxfriends 2007-03-14
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2007-03-14 03:35 PM EDT
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  • "I am chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free."

    • author: Eris, Goddess Of Chaos, Discord & Confusion
    • reference: signature on press release for the 2007 chaos communications camp
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2007-03-09 04:53 PM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Friday 2007-03-09 04:53 PM EST
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  • "Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else we do."

    • author: Donald Knuth
    • reference: IDGConnect newsletter 2007-02-23
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2007-02-23 08:16 AM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Friday 2007-02-23 08:16 AM EST
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  • "honestly... frack IE!"

    • author: jonez
    • reference: jonez to asbo on irc://irc.oftc.net/#php
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2007-02-19 05:33 AM EST
    • last modified by jonez on Friday 2007-02-23 06:59 PM EST
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  • "Would you use a calculator that follows the order of operations in the wrong order? Would you use a dictionary that contains misspelled words? Would you walk around wearing yellow glasses and expect the world to change its colors to compensate? Then why are you using Internet Explorer?"

    • author: Nanobot
    • reference: 2007-02-05, #web (freenode)
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2007-02-05 11:00 AM EST
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  •  "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."

    • author: mark twain
    • reference: http://www.quotedb.com/quotes/3043
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2007-01-30 07:27 PM EST
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  • "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the universe tryingto produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning."

    • author: Richard Cook
    • reference: signature on post to postgresql-hackers in a post regarding sharing info between backend instances
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2007-01-11 09:22 PM EST
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  • In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    • author: unknown
    • reference: email from jwelch
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2007-01-09 01:53 PM EST
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  • Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

    • author: unknown
    • reference: email from jwelch
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2007-01-09 01:52 PM EST
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  • Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

    • author: unknown
    • reference: email from jwelch
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2007-01-09 01:52 PM EST
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  • Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

    • author: unknown
    • reference: email from jwelch
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2007-01-09 11:31 AM EST
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  • My philosophy of home-office is, "The commute is great, but the carpool sucks."

    • author: kickaha
    • reference: kickaha to jonez, #linuxfriends (oftc) 2006-12-28
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2006-12-28 02:18 PM EST
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  • "Ridicule is the only weapon that can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them.”

    • author: Thomas Jefferson
    • reference: signature on post to fedora-devel mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2006-12-27 02:06 PM EST
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  • "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: signaure on post to uodemise.com
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2006-12-22 01:59 PM EST
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  • "I want peace on earth and good will toward men", "We are the United States Government. We don't do that sort of thing"

    • author: Sneakers
    • reference: signature on post on slashdot.org
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2006-12-11 03:05 PM EST
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  • [Hans Reiser] did not directly kill [his wife]... he was trying to explain why reiserfs is better than ext4 and her head exploded

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/12/11/1144226
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2006-12-11 03:01 PM EST
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  • No matter how far down the wrong road you've gone, turn back.

    • author: Turkish proverb
    • reference: signature on post to fedora-devel mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2006-11-08 07:15 AM EST
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  • "There are two classes of people in this country. Those who make wars and those who are left to fight them out."

    • author: General William T. Sherman
    • reference: post to The New Pagan Way mailing list 2006-11-05
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2006-11-05 02:21 PM EST
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  • Gemstone Law #1: You must survive fire, endure pressure, get chipped and rubbed the wrong way efore your true brilliance shines through.

    • author: unknown
    • reference: signature on post to SpiritualOccultist mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2006-10-26 04:15 PM EDT
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  • "Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it."

    • author: Jane Wagner (and Lily Tomlin)
    • reference: post to the_new_pagan_way mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2006-10-25 02:49 PM EDT
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  • "We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are."

    • author: Anais Nin
    • reference: signature on post to SpiritualOccultist mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2006-10-23 10:10 PM EDT
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  • "They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore."

    • author: george carlin
    • reference: signature on post to SpiritualOccultist mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2006-10-23 08:50 PM EDT
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  • "Sex is like air, it's not important unless you're not getting any!"

    • author: anonymous
    • reference: signature on post to fedora-devel mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2006-10-16 06:12 PM EDT
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  • "I like your christ. I don't like your christians. They are so unlike your christ."

    • author: Ghandi
    • reference: part of a post to SpiritalOccultist mailing list (yahoo)
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2006-10-01 01:34 PM EDT
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  • "Bah. Human beings, like all animals, have the "purpose" of eating, defecating, and procreating. Aside from that, there is no ultimate purpose to human existence. One must inject their own meaning into life. My advice to people: Stop searching for the meaning of life and get busy creating a meaning to YOUR life."

    • author: Buck It
    • reference: post to spiritualoccultist 2006-09-25
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2006-09-25 04:17 PM EDT
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  • "We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always hat accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidenceand due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We ill not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep inour history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended rom fearful men -- not from men who feared to write, to speak, toassociate and to defend causes that were, for the moment, unpopular."

    • author: Edward R. Murrow, March 9, 1954
    • reference: signature on post to fedora-advisory-board list.
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2006-09-19 07:00 PM EDT
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  • "The consummate leader cultivates the moral law, and strictly adheres to method and discipline; thus it is in his power to control success."
     

    • author: Sun Tzu
    • reference: signature on email from jwelch
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2006-09-12 02:58 PM EDT
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  • "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

    • author: ghandi
    • reference: qutoe at redhat hq, mentioned in slashdot interview with fedora chairman
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2006-08-21 03:09 PM EDT
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  • Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

    • author: George Bernard Shaw
    • reference: google home page
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2006-08-10 01:21 AM EDT
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  • Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right.

    • author: Isaac Asimov
    • reference: google home page
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2006-08-09 07:24 PM EDT
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  • No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.

    • author: Aristotle
    • reference: quotes4all: aristotle
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2006-07-30 03:29 PM EDT
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  • "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."

    • author: thomas edison
    • reference: sidebar of http://www.cambrianhouse.com/google/
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2006-07-27 08:25 PM EDT
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  • Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.

    • author: Japanese proverb
    • reference: quotes4all.net via google home page
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2006-07-26 05:07 PM EDT
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  • "I want to live just long enough to see them cut off Darl's head and stick it on a pike as a reminder to the next ten generations that some things come at too high a price. I would look up into his beady eyes and wave, like this... (*wave*!). Can your associates arrange that for me, Mr. McBride?"

    • author: Vir "Flounder" Kotto, Sr. VP, IBM Empire.
    • reference: signature on post to fedora-devel list
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2006-07-25 07:54 PM EDT
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  • "Slight disorientation after prolonged system uptime is normal for new Linux users. Please do not adjust your browser."

    • author: unknown
    • reference: signature on post to pygresql mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2006-07-23 02:29 PM EDT
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  • "Give me a lever long enough, and I shall move the world."

    • author: Archimedes
    • reference: google home page (quotes4all)
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2006-07-18 03:26 PM EDT
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  • "Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug."

    • author: Mark Knofler
    • reference: signature on post to bugtraq mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2006-07-18 02:33 PM EDT
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  • All great truths begin as blasphemies.

    • author: george bernard shaw
    • reference: google
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2006-07-14 08:56 AM EDT
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  • "The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization."

    • author: Sigmund Freud
    • reference: google
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2006-07-11 02:03 PM EDT
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  • "Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: footer to a story I read online
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2006-06-19 06:48 PM EDT
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  • "Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."

    • author: Albert Einstein
    • reference: http://www.quotes4all.net/en/01/Author/Albert%20Einstein/quotations.html
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2006-06-02 04:56 PM EDT
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  • "The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition."

    • author: carl sagan
    • reference: http://www.quotes4all.net/en/01/Author/Carl%20Sagan/quotations.html
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2006-06-02 04:37 PM EDT
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  • "Software source code is a bit like underwear - you only want to show it off in public if it's clean and tidy. Refusal could be due to embarrassment or shame..."

    • author: unknown
    • reference: signature to comment on groklaw
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2006-05-20 05:32 PM EDT
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  • "This is not an optical illusion. It only looks that way..."

    • author: Unknown
    • reference: post to samtalk
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2006-04-24 12:55 AM EDT
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  • "Art is the illusion of spontaneity"

    • author: Japanese proverb
    • reference: post to samtalk
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2006-04-24 12:54 AM EDT
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  • "In a crisis situation in the United States Customs Service, there are three rules: Rule Number One — ADMIT NOTHING; Rule Number Two — DENY EVERYTHING; and Rule Number Three — MAKE COUNTER ALLEGATIONS.”

    • author: motto of the old Customs Service [now part of DHS]
    • reference: post to eyespiycia mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2006-04-14 05:00 AM EDT
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  • "Explanations should never multiply causes without necessity. When two explanations are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest full explanation is preferable."

    • author: Ockham's Razor
    • reference: Named after William of Ockham. Also known as Occam's Razor.
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2006-04-04 12:17 AM EDT
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  • "Describing a video game to non-players makes you sound like an idiot."

    • author: Smerek's Law
    • reference: Canadian computer programmer Paul J. Smerek's response to an explanation of the arcade game Food Fight
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2006-04-04 12:14 AM EDT
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  • "Congress should definitely consider decriminalizing possession of marijuana... We should concentrate on prosecuting the rapists and burglars who are a menace to society."

    • author: Dan Quayle
    • reference: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Drugs, speech to congress august 2, 1977
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2006-03-19 10:24 PM EST
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  • "Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics."

    • author: Leighann Lord
    • reference: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Drugs
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2006-03-19 10:06 PM EST
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  • "What this world needs is a good five-dollar plasma weapon."

    • author: unknown
    • reference: signature on post to bugtraq mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2006-03-16 07:21 PM EST
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  • "mouse, n: a device for pointing at the xterm in which you want to type."

    • author: fortune
    • reference: signature on post to bugtraq mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2006-03-02 03:10 AM EST
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  • "Think for yourself and let others enjoy the privilege of doing so too."

    • author: Voltaire
    • reference: fortune on friendscommunity.org
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2006-03-01 12:03 AM EST
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  • "It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned."

    • author: Leslie Jeanne Sahler
    • reference: fortune on friendscommunity.org
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2006-02-28 11:46 PM EST
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  • "If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance."

    • author: Gil Atkinson
    • reference: "fortune" on friendscommunity.org
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2006-02-28 11:45 PM EST
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  • "A wise man knows everything, a shrewd man knows everybody."

    • author: Unknown
    • reference: signature on post to slashdot
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2006-02-26 02:58 PM EST
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  • "Blow your mind, smoke gun powder."

    • author: duk0r
    • reference: conf call, 2006-02-20
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2006-02-20 01:34 AM EST
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  • "I'm not racist, I have a color tv"

    • author: duk0r
    • reference: conf call, 2006-02-20
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2006-02-20 01:32 AM EST
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  • "Man who can catch fly with chopsticks can accomplish anything"

    • author: Unknown
    • reference: signature on post to thelinuxshow mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2006-02-04 12:04 PM EST
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  • Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

    • author: Unknown
    • reference: a fortune at the bottom of a load of slashdot.org page, 2006-01-11
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2006-01-11 06:31 PM EST
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  • Using software to try an 'fix' human nature is like trying to herd cats.

    • author: Unknown
    • reference: part of a thread on security-basics regarding social engineering.
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2006-01-07 02:37 PM EST
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  • "At first I had little sympathy for the union, until I realized they do have a point: the mayor called them 'greedy and inconsiderate,' to which the union spokesman retorted 'a fine accusation coming from a billionaire!'"

    • author: yummy
    • reference: yummy to jonez, 2005-12-22 regarding the NY transit strike
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2005-12-22 06:28 PM EST
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  • "Communications without intelligence is noise; Intelligence without communications is irrelevant."

    • author: Gen Alfred. M. Gray, USMC
    • reference: signature on post to chicago2600meetings mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2005-12-09 12:07 AM EST
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  • "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. Now I'm beginning to believe it."

    • author: Clarence Darrow
    • reference: signature on post to secureshell (ssh) mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2005-12-07 06:18 PM EST
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  • "As soon as men decide that all means are permitted to fight an evil, then their good becomes indistinguishable from the evil that they set out to destroy."

    • author: Christopher Dawson, The Judgment of Nations
    • reference: signature on post to full-disclosure mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2005-12-06 10:49 PM EST
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  • "Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it."

    • author: Brian W. Kernighan
    • reference: signature on post to pgsql-hackers
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2005-11-19 10:41 PM EST
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  • "Philosophy is questions that may never be answered; Religion is answers that may never be questioned"

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: signature on post to SpiritualOccultist mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2005-11-08 10:45 AM EST
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  • "Never EVER mess with a jumper you don't know about, even if it's labeled 'sex and free beer'."

    • author: Dave Haynie, Amiga developer
    • reference: signature on post to gnome-mud mailing list 2005-01-12
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2005-11-06 08:53 PM EST
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  • "To avoid situations in which you might make mistakes may be the biggest mistake of all."

    • author: Peter McWilliams
    • reference: signature on post to SpiritualOccultist
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2005-11-05 11:04 AM EST
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  • "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it."

    • author: Thomas Jefferson
    • reference: signature on post to daytonareaoccultist mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2005-10-30 12:42 AM EDT
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  • "There are two ways, my friend, that you can be rich in life. One is to make a lot of money and the other is to have few needs."

    • author: William Sloane Coffin, "Letters to a Young Doubter"
    • reference: signature on post to full-disclosure mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2005-10-28 01:11 PM EDT
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  • "The world is beating a path to our door"

    • author: Bruce Perens, (Open Sources, 1999 O'Reilly and Associates)
    • reference: signature on post to security-basics mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2005-10-27 01:05 PM EDT
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  • "When one comes to think of it, there are no such things as divine, immutable, or inalienable rights. Rights are things we get when we are strong enough to make good our claim on them."

    • author: Helen Keller
    • reference: part of a news letter to the eyespycia mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2005-10-21 08:51 PM EDT
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  • "When any government, or any church for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects, "This you may not read, this you must not see, this you are forbidden to know," the end result is tyranny and oppression no matter how holy the motives"

    • author: Robert A Heinlein, If this goes on --
    • reference: signature on post to pgsql-hackers
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2005-10-18 11:04 AM EDT
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  • "The third principle of sentient life is the capacity for self-sacrifice --- the conscious ability to override evolution and self-preservation for a cause, a friend, a loved one."

    • author: Draal, "A Voice in the Wilderness", Babylon 5
    • reference: signature on post to bugtraq mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2005-10-07 06:48 PM EDT
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  • "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

    • author: Groucho Marx
    • reference: signature on post to security-basics mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2005-09-26 06:51 PM EDT
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  • "If nature has made any one thing less susceptible than all others of exclusive property, it is the action of the thinking power called an idea, which an individual may exclusively possess as long as he keeps it to himself; but the moment it is divulged, it forces itself into the possession of every one, and the receiver cannot dispossess himself of it."

    • author: Thomas Jefferson
    • reference: signature on post to pear-general mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2005-09-19 09:37 PM EDT
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  • "It is a well-known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those the least suited to do it. To summarize: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

    • author: Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the end of the Universe
    • reference: signature on post to DaytonAreaOccultist mailing list.
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2005-09-14 07:36 PM EDT
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  • "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."

    • author: Thomas A. Edison
    • reference: signature on post to full-disclosure mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2005-09-12 11:44 AM EDT
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  • "When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl!"

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: signature on post to full-disclosure mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2005-09-09 12:18 PM EDT
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  • "Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Those who study history are doomed to know it's repeating."

    • author: John Witlock
    • reference: signature on post to full-disclosure mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2005-09-09 12:43 AM EDT
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  • "I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."

    • author: M. Barry Mayor of Washington, DC
    • reference: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Marion_Barry
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2005-09-06 06:25 PM EDT
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  • "Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - That is its whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live."

    • author: Albert Camus
    • reference: signature on post to security-basics mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2005-09-01 01:46 AM EDT
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  • "Hatred is never anything but fear - if you feared no one, you would hate no one."

    • author: Hugh Downs
    • reference: part of post to daytonareaoccultist
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2005-09-01 12:47 AM EDT
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  • "There are many things in this world worse than death van Helsing... Many, many things worse than death."

    • author: Bram Stoker
    • reference: end of post to DatonAreaOccultist mailing list; also, a quote from Bram Stoker's Dracula
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2005-08-22 05:32 PM EDT
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  • "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that enough good men do nothing."

    • author: Edmund Burke
    • reference: part of signature on post to fedora-devel-list
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2005-08-20 01:57 AM EDT
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  • "The problem with the facetime model is not just that it's demoralizing, but that the people pretending to work interrupt the ones actually working."

    • author: Paul Graham
    • reference: part of a signature on a post to pgsql-hackers
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2005-08-20 01:03 AM EDT
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  • "If you think technology can solve your security problems, then you don't understand the problems and you don't understand the technology."

    • author: Bruce Schneier
    • reference: signature on post to websecurity mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2005-08-12 04:58 PM EDT
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  • "We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

    • author: Albert Einstein
    • reference: signature on post to gnucash mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2005-08-07 03:43 PM EDT
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  • "...Politicians are like babies: both need to be changed frequently and often for the same reason."

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: post to DaytonAreaOccultist regarding "2012 A.D."
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2005-08-05 02:06 PM EDT
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  • "Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."

    • author: George Washington
    • reference: part of (off-topic) post to fedora-selinux mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2005-07-05 01:33 PM EDT
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  • "Sadly, discussions of high-profile security incidents are much like discussions of wealth and sex: those who have the most talk the least...and vice-versa."

    • author: Jay D. Dyson
    • reference: part of a post to websecurity mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2005-05-24 01:38 PM EDT
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  • "He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice."

    • author: Albert Einstein
    • reference: signature on post to websecurity mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2005-05-19 11:17 AM EDT
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  • "When we speak of free software, we are referring to freedom, not price"

    • author: Richard M. Stallman
    • reference: signature on post to groklaw, 2005-05-16
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2005-05-16 12:29 PM EDT
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  • "If I'm not here, I've gone out to find myself. If I return before I get back, please keep me here."

    • author: Unknown
    • reference: signature on post to groklaw, 2005-05-06
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  • "Stand quiet in your truth, and let the storm pass you by"

    • author: Native American philosophy
    • reference: signature on post to DaytonAreaOccultist mailing list.
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2005-04-28 12:09 PM EDT
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  • "To put the world in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must cultivate our personal life; and to cultivate our personal life, we must first set our hearts right."

    • author: Confucius
    • reference: sidebar quote on johnedwardfriends.org
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2005-04-22 11:55 AM EDT
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  • "In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple. In conflict, be fair and generous. In governing, don't try to control. In work, do what you enjoy. In family life, be completely present."

    • author: Tao Te Ching
    • reference: banner graphic on johnedwardtalk.org
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2005-04-22 11:44 AM EDT
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  • "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."

    • author: Thomas Edison
    • reference: signature on posting to stonertimes mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2005-04-18 04:39 PM EDT
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  • "My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there."

    • author: Indira Gandhi
    • reference: signature on post to plug mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2005-03-29 05:59 PM EST
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  • "The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed."

    • author: Alexander Hamilton
    • reference: post to firewalls mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2005-03-28 08:25 PM EST
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  • "A democracy is a sheep and two wolves deciding on what to have for lunch. Freedom is a well armed sheep contesting the results of the decision."

    • author: Benjamin Franklin
    • reference: post to firewalls mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2005-03-28 08:24 PM EST
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  • "Passwords are like bubble gum: Strongest when fresh. Should be used by an individual, not a group. If left laying around, will create a sticky mess."

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: post to security-basics mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2005-03-17 12:50 PM EST
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  • Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: signature on post to stonertimes mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2005-02-23 05:43 PM EST
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  • "Art is the lie that makes you aware of the truth."

    • author: Walter Christian Thee
    • reference: post to samtalk mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2005-02-19 01:54 PM EST
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  • "It's not that perl programmers are idiots, it's that the language rewards idiotic behavior in a way that no other language or tool has ever done."

    • author: Erik Naggum
    • reference: sent via IM from curby
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2005-01-18 02:33 PM EST
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  • "He who teaches me for a day is my father for life."

    • author: Chinese Proverb
    • reference: signature on post to gnome-office list
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2005-01-15 07:33 PM EST
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  • "I believe in the brotherhood of man and the uniqueness of the individual; but if you ask me to prove what I believe, I can't."

    • author: Albert Einstein
    • reference: email signature on samtalk post
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2005-01-14 01:40 PM EST
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  • "Our enemies never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

    • author: George W. Bush
    • reference: signature on slashdot comment
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2005-01-11 10:35 PM EST
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  • "He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence."

    • author: William Blake
    • reference: signature on kuro5hin comment
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2005-01-11 08:55 PM EST
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  • "There are only two choices in life. You either conform the truth to your desire, or you conform your desire to the truth. Which choice are you making?"

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: signature on post to security-basics
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2005-01-10 07:39 PM EST
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  • "Cats make poor catholics. They refuse to accept guilt, and it is almost impossible to make them kneel without force."

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: signature of post on linuxquestions.org
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2004-12-29 12:05 AM EST
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  • "We don't succeed because of our abilities, but because of our choices."

    • author: Professor Dumbledore to Harry Potter
    • reference: signature on post to SAMTalk
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2004-12-28 08:32 AM EST
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  • "Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the President or any other public official."

    • author: Theodore Roosevelt
    • reference: signature on post to bugtraq
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2004-12-24 01:07 PM EST
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  • "It's not that the glass is half-empty or half-full, it's that it's twice as big as it needs to be."

    • author: anonymous
    • reference: quit message on irc
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2004-08-22 10:59 AM EDT
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  • "Using mysql is a lot like pooping in someone elses bathroom. sure it gets the job done usually.. but you just feel odd and uncomfortable :)"

    • author: RevThresh
    • reference: #postgresql on freenode
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2004-06-03 09:45 AM EDT
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  • "Truth is always in danger of being sacrificed on the altars of good taste and social stability."

    • author: William Sloane Coffin
    • reference: from posting to stoner-times mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2004-05-16 06:50 PM EDT
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  • "Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously."

    • author: Neitzsche
    • reference: several. one example
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2004-03-27 02:03 AM EST
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  • "I can not bring myself to believe that if knowledge presents danger, the solution is ignorance"

    • author: Isaac Asimov
    • reference: signature on slashdot post
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2004-03-24 09:22 PM EST
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  • "There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now."

    • author: signature on slashdot post
    • reference: http://developers.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/02/29/1918200
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2004-02-29 07:50 PM EST
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  • "To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it."

    • author: C.K. Chesterton
    • reference: signature on firewalls mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2004-01-04 01:35 PM EST
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  • "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming -- WOW--What a Ride!"

    • author: anonymous
    • reference: posting to a mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2003-12-30 02:27 PM EST
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  • "Homo Homini Lupus"

    • author: anonymous
    • reference: https://bugzilla.fedora.us/quips.cgi?action=show
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2003-12-29 11:37 AM EST
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  • "The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense."

    • author: Edsgar Dijkstra
    • reference: https://bugzilla.fedora.us/quips.cgi?action=show
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2003-12-29 11:34 AM EST
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  • "C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."

    • author: Bjarne Stroustrup
    • reference: https://bugzilla.fedora.us/quips.cgi?action=show
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2003-12-29 11:33 AM EST
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  • "I guess I made it through the day without sawing my head off"

    • author: hewbert
    • reference: #cola (oftc irc network) 2003-12-25
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-12-25 10:18 PM EST
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  • "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."

    • author: John 8:32 - Inscribed on the wall of CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia
    • reference: http://www.erowid.org/library/quotes.shtml
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-12-25 09:59 PM EST
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  • "Imagination is more important than intelligence."

    • author: albert einstein
    • reference: http://www.erowid.org/library/quotes.shtml
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-12-25 09:59 PM EST
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  • "Two of the gravest general dangers to survival are the desire for comfort and a passive outlook."

    • author: U.S. Army Ranger Handbook
    • reference: http://www.erowid.org/library/quotes.shtml
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-12-25 09:48 PM EST
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  • "the beaver is out of detox"

    • author: linus torvalds announcing kernel 2.6.0
    • reference: http://www.linuxsecurity.com/articles/general_article-8571.html
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2003-12-22 05:16 PM EST
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  • "If you spend more on coffee than on IT security, you will be hacked. What's more, you deserve to be hacked."

    • author: Former White House cybersecurity adviser, Richard Clark
    • reference: http://www.linuxsecurity.com/articles/general_article-8546.html
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2003-12-22 05:15 PM EST
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  • "a computer without fortran and cobol is like a birthday cake without ketchup and mustard"

    • author: anonymous
    • reference: heard on #2600
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2003-12-17 06:54 PM EST
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  • "I don't have hard drives I just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers."

    • author: anonymous
    • reference: irc quit message 2003-12-13
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2003-12-13 05:11 PM EST
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  • "I have a girl scout 'be prepared and rely on yourself' attitude... always best to ask for help, but be prepared to not get it."

    • author: janet
    • reference: janet to jonez, 2003-12-11
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-12-11 07:03 PM EST
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  • "busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest"

    • author: lam
    • reference: lam to jonez when asked how she's been.
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-12-11 12:31 PM EST
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  • "..omg, I saw the cher show no costume changes, no beeds, do you think she's lost the will to live?"

    • author: cher
    • reference: from "just like jesse james [live]"
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2003-12-06 06:37 AM EST
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  • "I'm not in denial, I'm just selective about the reality I choose to accept."

    • author: calvin & hobbes
    • reference: kuro5hin comment signature
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2003-11-28 05:40 PM EST
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  • "I've seen the great pretender and he is not what he seems to be"

    • author: xscreensaver
    • reference: it's a freakin screensaver quote :)
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2003-11-15 09:56 AM EST
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  • "I don't know why and I'm not yet motivated to fix it since my views on [win32] are mostly unprintable."

    • author: jonez, paraphrasing alan cox regarding esd
    • reference: a quote on http://xmms.org/
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2003-11-15 09:17 AM EST
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  • "I am glad to work hard earn my money and hand it over to the government who then disburses it to some lazy fuck who doesn't work"

    • author: mike
    • reference: via IM, 2003-11-14
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2003-11-15 06:57 AM EST
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  • "First God made idiots, then he made left-handed people."

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: irc quit message
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2003-11-01 01:59 PM EST
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  • 'Ooohh.. "FreeBSD is faster over loopback, when compared to Linux over the wire". Film at 11.'

    • author: Linus
    • reference: http://www.linuxweb.com/lw_quotes.html
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2003-10-20 05:57 PM EDT
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  • "Programmers, doctors, lawyers need to fortify their salaries with an impenetrable layer of jargon. Java has the jargon."

    • author: a slashdot user
    • reference: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=82622&cid=7240725
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2003-10-17 01:13 PM EDT
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  • "Trusting a VB-only developer to write an Enterprise class application is like having the "tire change boy" be your machanic."

    • author: a slashdot user
    • reference: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=82622&cid=7240837
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2003-10-17 12:59 PM EDT
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  • "As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains seemingly unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air, however slight, lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness."

    • author: Supreme Court Justice William O. Douglas
    • reference: signature on open-source-now
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-10-16 11:39 AM EDT
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  • "reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

    • author: albert einstein
    • reference: signature on fedora-devel
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2003-10-14 11:52 AM EDT
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  • "The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled."

    • author: anonymous
    • reference: signature on fedora-list
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2003-10-13 03:18 PM EDT
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  • "I believe that history tends to itself, the universe sees to itself, and that we are all equally facets of the universe. And even as the universe sees to itself, we contribute to its evolution and everything that we do causes a ripple that makes it a better place..."

    • author: Adrian Lamo
    • reference: http://news.com.com/2008-1014-5076942.html?tag=nl
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2003-10-11 01:55 PM EDT
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  • "A good speech is like a good dress that's short enough to be interesting and long enough to cover the subject"

    • author: a. nonymous
    • reference: email signature on fedora-list
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-10-09 11:41 AM EDT
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  • "I only know that I know nothing."

    • author: Socrates
    • reference: email signature on dshield
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2003-10-07 01:58 PM EDT
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  • "the disease: windows, the cure: linux"

    • author: a. nonymous
    • reference: signature on imp mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2003-10-03 10:04 AM EDT
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  • "UNIX? They're probably not even circumcised! Savages!"

    • author: anonymous
    • reference: signature on slashdot
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2003-09-30 10:58 AM EDT
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  • "I am committed to helping Ohio deliver its electoral votes to the President next year."

    • author: Wally O'Dell - CEO of Diebold, Inc.
    • reference: signature on bugtraq
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2003-09-26 04:50 PM EDT
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  • If I built a talking Barbie, it would say "Date math is hard."

    • author: Sean Reifschneider, 2000
    • reference: email signature
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2003-09-24 11:33 PM EDT
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  • The superior warrior wins without fighting

    • author: Sun Tzu
    • reference: signature on bugtraq
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2003-09-21 03:09 AM EDT
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  • Signs of a Klingon Programmer #5: "I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again."

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: spotted in signature on pgsql-hackers
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2003-09-21 02:43 AM EDT
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  • "People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch."

    • author: jack nicholson, "as good as it gets"
    • reference: quote from a nanog post
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-09-18 09:21 PM EDT
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  • "Be the change you wish to see in the world."

    • author: Gandhi
    • reference: signature on kuro5hin
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-09-18 11:21 AM EDT
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  • "Lazy can be fixed. Stupid is forever."

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: signature on kuro5hin
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-09-18 11:09 AM EDT
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  • "Humans are at least as numerous as pigeons, their brains are not significantly costlier than pigeon brains, and for many tasks they are actually superior."

    • author: Richard Dawkins
    • reference: signature on kuro5hin
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2003-09-17 11:52 PM EDT
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  • "It is not the function of our Government to keep the citizen from falling into error;it is the function of the citizen to keep the government from falling into error."

    • author: American Communications Association v. Douds, 339 U.S. 382, 442. (1950)
    • reference: signature on stop-polabuse mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2003-09-17 10:37 PM EDT
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  • "learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous."

    • author: confucious
    • reference: signature on slashdot
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2003-09-14 06:07 PM EDT
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  • "Talk is cheap because supply always exceeds demand."

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: signature on bugtraq
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2003-09-14 08:54 AM EDT
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  • "You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

    • author: Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
    • reference: slashdot signature
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2003-09-13 01:49 PM EDT
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  • "Prayer has no place in Public School, just like facts have no place in organized religion."

    • author: The Simpsons
    • reference: slashdot signature
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2003-09-13 01:43 PM EDT
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  • "Do not try to think outside the box. That's impossible. Instead, realise the truth. There is no box."

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=78094&threshold=4&commentsort=0&mode=nested&cid=6937673
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2003-09-13 01:12 PM EDT
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  • "d00d, everyone is messed. everyone. it's like masturbation. those who say they don't are LYING"

    • author: jwelch
    • reference: via IM, 2003-09-12
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2003-09-12 10:49 AM EDT
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  • "The true object of propaganda is neither to convince nor even to persuade, but to produce a uniform pattern of public utterance in which the first trace of unorthodox thought reveals itself as a jarring dissonance."

    • author: Leonard Schapiro
    • reference: writing about Stalin
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-09-11 12:02 PM EDT
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  • "Fascism should more appropriately be called corporatism because it is a merger of state and corporate power."

    • author: Benito Mussolini
    • reference: post to c.l.p.announce
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2003-09-09 12:42 PM EDT
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  • "There comes a point when we the people must demand more of our elected officials than just showing up."

    • author: Arnold Schwarzenegger
    • reference: post to c.l.p.announce
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2003-09-09 12:40 PM EDT
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  • "If you give me a fish you have fed me for a day. If you teach me to fish then you have fed me until the river is contaminated and the shoreline is seized for development. But if you teach me to organize, then whatever the challenge, I can join together with my peers and we will fashion our own solution."

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: spotted as a quote in a post to OS:N
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2003-09-09 07:51 AM EDT
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  • "When the people fear the government you have tyranny; when the government fears the people you have liberty."

    • author: Thomas Jefferson
    • reference: http://www.serendipity.li/jsmill.html
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2003-09-07 10:29 PM EDT
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  • "You have zero privacy anyway. Get over it."

    • author: Scott McNealy
    • reference: spotted in a signature on the opennms list
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2003-09-06 11:52 AM EDT
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  • "..did you bring your presidential knee-pads?"

    • author: 2 live crew
    • reference: track: "bill so horny"
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2003-09-06 10:54 AM EDT
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  • "The price of freedom is responsibility, but it's a bargain, because freedom is priceless."

    • author: Hugh Downs
    • reference: http://freshrpms.net/
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-09-04 07:09 PM EDT
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  • "Securing the Internet one ENSS at a time"

    • author: Zoid Technologies, LLC.
    • reference: jonez
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2003-09-03 12:53 PM EDT
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  • "the following statement is true. the preceeding statement is false"

    • author: George Carlin
    • reference: one of his albums..
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2003-09-03 02:53 AM EDT
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  • "Q: did you pack your own bags? A: no, carrot top packed my bags..."

    • author: George Carlin
    • reference: track: "airport security" album: "you are all diseased"
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2003-09-02 09:58 AM EDT
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  • "...a maniac will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo; a crazy person will be wearing a bugs bunny suit at the same time... you can't put them all away."

    • author: George Carlin
    • reference: track called "state prison farms" on album "back in town"
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2003-09-02 09:04 AM EDT
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  • "if it wasn't fun, I'd quit"

    • author: jonez
    • reference: jonez to dwight, 2003-09-01
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2003-09-01 02:47 PM EDT
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  • "everything in gnome is 'windows-like'.. it's just done right"

    • author: jonez
    • reference: jonez to dwight, 2003-09-01
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2003-09-01 02:38 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Monday 2003-09-01 05:46 PM EDT
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  • "don't dream it. be it."

    • author: Frank-N-Furter
    • reference: RHPS
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2003-09-01 07:34 AM EDT
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  • "[Perl] combines all the worst aspects of C and Lisp: a billion different sublanguages in one monolithic executable. It combines the power of C with the readability of PostScript."

    • author: Jamie Zawinski
    • reference: http://viewcvs.sourceforge.net/
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2003-09-01 07:14 AM EDT
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  • "Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product."

    • author: #cola
    • reference: part of topic on #cola, not sure who "invented" it.
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2003-08-31 04:34 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Monday 2003-09-01 01:51 AM EDT
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  • "I route, therefore you are."

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: signature on nanog
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2003-08-31 10:06 AM EDT
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  • "jonez: maybe you can tell me how comcast works? yummy: comcast doesn't work, let's move on"

    • author: yummy
    • reference: 2003-08-30
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2003-08-30 01:34 PM EDT
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  • "Billy gates why do you make this possible? Stop making money and fix your software!"

    • author: Blaster
    • reference: http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/internet/08/29/worm.arrest/index.html
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2003-08-29 05:09 PM EDT
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  • "The rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength."

    • author: Eric Hoffer
    • reference: http://www.doctorgetwell.org/humor/index.asp
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2003-08-29 12:49 PM EDT
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  • "I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world."

    • author: Georges Duhamel
    • reference: http://www.doctorgetwell.org/humor/index.asp
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2003-08-29 12:47 PM EDT
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  • "Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts."

    • author: Clare Booth Luce
    • reference: http://www.doctorgetwell.org/humor/index.asp
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2003-08-29 12:46 PM EDT
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  • "An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame."

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: http://www.doctorgetwell.org/humor/index.asp
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2003-08-29 12:42 PM EDT
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  • "There are moments when everything goes well, but don't be frightened."

    • author: Jules Renard
    • reference: http://www.doctorgetwell.org/humor/index.asp
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2003-08-29 12:35 PM EDT
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  • "The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy."

    • author: Arnold Schwarzenegger
    • reference: http://www.doctorgetwell.org/humor/index.asp
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2003-08-29 12:34 PM EDT
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  • "To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it."

    • author: Confucius
    • reference: http://www.doctorgetwell.org/humor/index.asp
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2003-08-29 12:33 PM EDT
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  • "Life is like an analogy"

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: dshield mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2003-08-26 04:30 PM EDT
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  • "There are only 3 real sports: bull-fighting, car racing and mountain climbing. All the others are mere games."

    • author: Hemingway
    • reference: signature on email list
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2003-08-25 07:55 PM EDT
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  • "They are smoking crack"

    • author: Linus Torvalds regarding SCO
    • reference: http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,3959,1227128,00.asp
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-08-21 08:41 AM EDT
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  • "As long as we wish for safety, we will have difficulty pursuing what matters"

    • author: Peter Block
    • reference: slashdot signature
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-08-21 08:40 AM EDT
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  • "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

    • author: Arthur C. Clarke
    • reference: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/a/q101182.html
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-08-21 06:21 AM EDT
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  • "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."

    • author: Abraham Lincoln
    • reference: signature on pear-dev
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2003-08-13 09:23 AM EDT
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  • "If I have seen farther than others, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants"

    • author: Isaac Newton
    • reference: farewell to vadim who is one of the first inductees into the postgresql "hall of fame"
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2003-08-11 11:57 AM EDT
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  • "philosophy: The ability to bear with calmness the misfortunes of our friends."

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: signature on pgsql-hackers
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2003-08-08 08:57 AM EDT
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  • "Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."

    • author: P.J. O'Rourke
    • reference: signature on slashdot
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2003-08-06 09:32 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2003-08-06 09:32 PM EDT
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  • "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: signature on slashdot
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2003-08-06 07:36 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2003-08-06 07:36 AM EDT
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  • "Pornographic materials? I don't even have a pornograph!"

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: avenj quit message on irc
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2003-08-04 09:47 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Monday 2003-08-04 09:47 PM EDT
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  • Good judgement comes with experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgement.

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: signature on secureshell mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2003-08-04 12:13 PM EDT
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  • "Those who do not understand [Linux] are condemned to reinvent it, poorly."

    • author: jonez, with apologies to henry spencer
    • reference: signature on yet-another-python-mailing-list
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2003-08-02 08:31 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Tuesday 2007-07-17 12:27 PM EDT
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  • "Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It can't be done; it's a hardware problem."

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: signature on security-basics
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2003-08-02 07:48 AM EDT
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  • "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death"

    • author: Patrick Henry, 1775-05-23
    • reference: http://www.law.ou.edu/hist/henry.html
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-07-31 11:08 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Thursday 2003-07-31 11:08 PM EDT
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  • "Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out."

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: signature on security-basics
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-07-31 07:11 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Thursday 2003-07-31 07:11 PM EDT
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  • "Why are you Americans here? Don't you know you will die in the desert? While you are here your wives and girlfriends are dating American movie stars . . . like Tom Selleck, Paul Newman and Bart Simpson."

    • author: Baghdad Betty
    • reference: http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/radio/baghdad.htm
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-07-31 08:53 AM EDT
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  • "Do or do not, there is no try"

    • author: Master Yoda
    • reference: http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/yoda/
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-07-31 12:45 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Thursday 2003-07-31 07:21 AM EDT
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  • In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

    • author: The Peter Principle
    • reference: http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?PeterPrinciple
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2003-07-29 12:27 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Tuesday 2003-07-29 12:27 PM EDT
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  • Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: signature from a post on security-basics
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2003-07-29 11:29 AM EDT
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  • "you don't want microdom to start chewing on Dreamweaver HTML -- it's like putting broken glass in your Cheerios to keep yourself awake"

    • author: mesozoic
    • reference: mesozoic to glyph, #twisted irc.freenode.net
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2003-07-28 04:01 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Sunday 2003-12-14 09:13 PM EST
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  • isms suck

    • author: jonez
    • reference: jonez to ljp, 2003-07-28
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2003-07-28 03:57 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Monday 2003-07-28 03:57 PM EDT
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  • "there is more to the catridge than the slug"

    • author: t.m. ovacik, esq.
    • reference: 2003
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2003-07-25 10:39 PM EDT
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  • You know, crow isn't so bad. It tastes rather like chicken.

    • author: Leonard Nimoy
    • reference: http://mario.lapam.mo.it/tos/kirk.htm
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2003-07-25 10:20 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Tuesday 2003-07-29 11:30 AM EDT
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  • "there are many ways to die, some are inherently less pleasant than others"

    • author: ljp
    • reference: via IM, 2003-07-23
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2003-07-23 07:19 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Friday 2003-07-25 10:32 PM EDT
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  • "You cannot spell death threat without HR"

    • author: ljp
    • reference: via IM, 2003-07-23
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2003-07-23 07:18 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Friday 2003-07-25 10:31 PM EDT
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  • "Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right"

    • author: Woody Allen
    • reference: ben found this for me.
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2003-07-23 12:37 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2003-07-23 12:37 PM EDT
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  • Just because "We've always done it that way" is not necessarily a good reason to continue to do so.

    • author: Grace Hopper, Rear Admiral, United States Navy
    • reference: simple
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2003-07-22 03:16 PM EDT
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  • "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by ignorance or stupidity."

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: lots of places
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2003-07-22 03:15 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Tuesday 2003-07-22 03:15 PM EDT
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  • "Asking the wrong questions is the leading cause of wrong answers"

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: lots of places
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2003-07-22 03:14 PM EDT
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  • "Using encryption on the Internet is the equivalent of arranging an armored car to deliver credit card information from someone living in a cardboard box to someone living on a park bench."

    • author: Gene Spafford
    • reference: part of signature on webappsec list
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2003-07-22 10:18 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Tuesday 2003-07-22 10:18 AM EDT
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  • "The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently"

    • author: F. Nietzsche
    • reference: yahoo profile quote
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2003-07-19 02:44 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Saturday 2003-07-19 02:44 PM EDT
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  • "Someone you trust is one of us."

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: slashdot comment signature, 2003
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2003-07-13 06:19 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Sunday 2003-07-13 06:19 PM EDT
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  • "Om Mani Padme Hum"

    • author: Bodhisattwa Avalokiteshwara
    • reference: http://www.theyogashop.co.uk/WEB2003/HTML/mantra7.php
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2003-07-13 10:16 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Sunday 2003-07-13 10:16 AM EDT
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  • Q: If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? A: None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: signature on kuro5hin.org
    • posted by jonez on Sunday 2003-07-13 09:55 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Tuesday 2003-07-29 12:46 PM EDT
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  • "Friends don't let friends do MySQL"

    • author: dvl
    • reference: #postgresql, 2003
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2003-07-12 08:13 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Saturday 2003-07-12 08:13 AM EDT
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  • "In either case, the Court cautions Plaintiff's counsel not to run with a sharpened writing utensil in hand--he could put his eye out."

    • author: 147 F.Supp.2d 668; 2001 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 8962; 2001 AMC 2358
    • reference: email signature on spamcop.net
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-07-10 04:01 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Thursday 2003-09-11 09:39 PM EDT
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  • "people before profits"

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: http://thoughts.editthispage.com/stories/storyReader$200
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-07-10 01:17 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Thursday 2003-07-10 01:17 PM EDT
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  • "sorry dude..my hair is on fire"

    • author: lam
    • reference: 2003-07-10 via IM
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-07-10 11:14 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Thursday 2003-07-10 11:14 AM EDT
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  • "I am not a genius, I am just never satisfied and very very persistent."

    • author: Hans Reiser (ReiserFS)
    • reference: email signature on pgsql-advocacy
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2003-07-09 03:13 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2003-07-09 03:13 AM EDT
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  • "Sometimes, I think Trent just needs a cup of hot chocolate and a blankie."

    • author: Tori Amos on Nine Inch Nails
    • reference: slashdot comment signature
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2003-07-08 11:55 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Tuesday 2003-07-08 11:55 PM EDT
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  • "Increasingly, people seem to misinterpret complexity as sophistication, which is baffling - the incomprehensible should cause suspicion rather than admiration."

    • author: Niklaus Wirth
    • reference: signature on bugtraq posting
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2003-07-07 04:37 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Monday 2003-07-07 04:37 PM EDT
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  • "when in doubt, escalate"

    • author: ANS
    • reference: lam
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2003-07-07 12:33 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Monday 2003-07-07 12:33 AM EDT
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  • "I do not agree with a word that you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

    • author: Evelyn Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire
    • reference: email signature (dia mailing list)
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-07-03 07:37 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Thursday 2003-07-03 07:37 AM EDT
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  • "You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."

    • author: Mark Twain
    • reference: email signature on SAMTalk
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2003-07-01 03:45 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Tuesday 2003-07-01 03:45 PM EDT
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  • "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."

    • author: Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, 1989
    • reference: signature on kuro5hin.org
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2003-06-28 11:48 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Tuesday 2003-07-01 06:48 PM EDT
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  • "I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."

    • author: Bill Cosby
    • reference: http://www.vcsc.k12.in.us/lincoln/Quotes/Quotes.htm
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2003-06-21 09:42 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Saturday 2003-06-21 09:42 AM EDT
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  • "The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it."

    • author: Chinese Proverb
    • reference: http://www.vcsc.k12.in.us/lincoln/Quotes/Quotes.htm
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2003-06-21 09:33 AM EDT
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  • "Be who you are and say what you feel cause people who mind don't matter, and people who matter don't mind."

    • author: Dr. Seuss
    • reference: http://www.vcsc.k12.in.us/lincoln/Quotes/Quotes.htm
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2003-06-21 09:32 AM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Thursday 2007-02-22 02:10 PM EST
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  • "Let others gauge my wisdom not by the things I have chosen to say, but by the things I have chosen not to say."

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: email signature on focus-linux mailing list
    • posted by jonez on Tuesday 2003-06-17 02:10 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Tuesday 2003-06-17 02:10 PM EDT
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  • "One of the greatest sadnesses of life is to realize how much you owe someone when it's too late to express any gratitude."

    • author: Jeanette McDonald
    • reference: funeral of Louis B. Mayer, (Oct. 29,1957)
    • posted by jonez on Saturday 2003-06-14 06:56 PM EDT
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  • "What rescues us from insignificance is the courage of our questions and the depth of our answers."

    • author: Carl Sagan
    • reference: signature found on www.plastic.com in user comments
    • posted by jonez on Monday 2003-06-09 02:57 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Monday 2003-06-09 02:57 PM EDT
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  • "All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can't get them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer."

    • author: IBM Maintenance manual, 1925
    • reference: IBM maintenance manual, 1925
    • posted by jonez on Friday 2003-06-06 09:52 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Thursday 2003-06-26 03:35 PM EDT
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  • "An unfortunate side-effect of most arrangements is to ensure that accidents don't happen. The beauty of collective improvisation is that accidents will happen."

    • author: Bill Bruford
    • reference: email signature
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-06-05 09:58 PM EDT
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  • "I've been Linuxed, baptized by the Linux, the Penguin, and the holy distro!"

    • author: Alysin
    • reference: heard in IRC (#cola)
    • posted by jonez on Thursday 2003-06-05 01:38 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Thursday 2003-06-05 01:38 PM EDT
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  • "All I want is a few minutes alone with the source code for the universe and a quick recompile."

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: email signature
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2003-06-04 06:13 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2003-06-04 06:13 PM EDT
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  • "Fear, anger and aggression lead to the dark side."

    • author: Master Yoda
    • reference: email signature
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2003-06-04 02:46 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Wednesday 2003-06-04 02:46 PM EDT
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  • Programming is like stepping blindfolded through a minefield with a pathological liar telling you which way to go, except you don't die.

    • author: Anonymous
    • reference: IRC Quit Message
    • posted by jonez on Wednesday 2003-06-04 01:19 PM EDT
    • last modified by jonez on Friday 2007-02-23 04:25 PM EST
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